ALOHA! You are invited to attend our Ward Luau - yes, that invitation on your door was meant for YOU! And don't just throw it away or my big bad sister who spent 2 hours designing it will come and blow your house down.
Come! Sat Jan 31st. (That is this Sat) 6:30. Chapel in Provo the address is 400 N 700 W. If you want to carpool meet at Chatsworth Mailboxes a la 6:20.
If we gave you rice, REMEMBER TO MAKE IT. Pretty Please.
Oh, and WEAR HAWAIIAN. Cuz if you don't, you know you gonna regret it.